Find weird food items in MFP and post them here! ^_^

Hey guys, since MFP's food database is loaded with member contributions, I am pretty sure there are weird/funny/gross food items that you can find there. Let me start with what I found:

Breast Milk - Expressed Breast Milk
(member submitted, 2 confirmations)
1oz = 20 calories

That's just a weak example. I know you can do better. You can also add the calorie value indicated for more fun!

good luck