What about you would surprise us?

I can go being single for years and not get lonely

bullinachinashop wrote: »

They'd probably be surprised at how terrible I am at conversations. I'm better using the written word.

I so relate to this! Very introverted, sometimes to the point of mute.

I guess people would be surprised that I am a big klutz. I can trip on air.

havent dated anyone till now..

I am a lost soul.

I am terrified of ostriches!

That I grew up poor white trash in the deep South and didn't finish the second week of ninth grade, because I had to get a job to help out.

I was so stupid that when I met my husband and he told me what state he was from I actually asked him if that really was a state. Never heard of it.

He bought a map of the States and taught me all the states explaining what each one was known for.

I've since then gotten a GED and gone to community college.

I know he saved my life when he married me, because I was on a fast ride to death or prison. I was like a wild animal, literally.

When we moved back here after he got out of the Navy I was constantly shocked at how his family lived and acted.

He'd tell me he did this or that when he was a kid and I'd think he was making it up then go ask his mother if it was true.

Between those two I learned to be a human being.

It turned out I'm pretty smart and people are always surprised when they hear this story.

I bag dead bodies on the regular, it's quite sad

I have a sixth sense I never talk about.

I'm a pilot & play the ukulele.
But not at the same time.

These are some of the tools I use on a daily basis