What about you would surprise us?

That I grew up poor white trash in the deep South and didn't finish the second week of ninth grade, because I had to get a job to help out.

I was so stupid that when I met my husband and he told me what state he was from I actually asked him if that really was a state. Never heard of it.

He bought a map of the States and taught me all the states explaining what each one was known for.

I've since then gotten a GED and gone to community college.

I know he saved my life when he married me, because I was on a fast ride to death or prison. I was like a wild animal, literally.

When we moved back here after he got out of the Navy I was constantly shocked at how his family lived and acted.

He'd tell me he did this or that when he was a kid and I'd think he was making it up then go ask his mother if it was true.

Between those two I learned to be a human being.

It turned out I'm pretty smart and people are always surprised when they hear this story.

I bag dead bodies on the regular, it's quite sad

I have a sixth sense I never talk about.

I'm a pilot & play the ukulele.
But not at the same time.

These are some of the tools I use on a daily basis

I was less than 2 lbs. at birth

I grew up with my dad and his friends getting drunk and singing karaoke on weekends.

I know every Tom Jones, Englebert Humperdinck and Elvis song by heart.

That when I have the opportunity, I party like it's my job. XD

I have mild night blindness... makes driving at night a bit stressful!

I've been bit by a black widow

That when the song "Hotel California" comes on, I turn up the radio and sing it from start to finish. Don't dare interrupt!!

Most people seem surprised that I have an eighteen year old son.

...I'm not really Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I still sleep with my blankey

I want to start my own business.