Have you ever ___________?

nope

HYE slept in a hospital as a visitor

yes

HYE trimmed a dogs bum fur

yes.

hye cleaned out a hamster cage?

no

Ever been stolen from?

Not ever

HYE cooked something in an Easy Bake Oven?

No.
HYE peed outside with far less accuracy than you had hoped for?

Absolutely
HYE hula hooped?

Yes

Have you ever danced on a table?

Not in public

Have you ever spiked punch in secret?

Yes

Have you ever been scuba diving?