I Want You Because...

ilfaith · December 2014

You're a Florida girl

Groovyca2022 · December 2014

You are kind-hearted

mehwhatever · December 2014

You rock the red lipstick!

carlsonrobb · December 2014

You have booze!

CooperSprings · December 2014

I want a ride!

carlsonrobb · December 2014

Happy to give you one!

CooperSprings · December 2014

CHYESS!!

assthetikk · December 2014

you are so cute!

Groovyca2022 · December 2014

So..I can auction him off to the highest bidder. I'd make bank. lol

CooperSprings · December 2014

She can sell me a man! Woohoo!

joshua3179 · December 2014

shaindi wrote: »

because you have a flatbed truck

I sure do!

OlyCapitalChick · December 2014

Because I am Amish and you support my religion!

ThePoeToaster · December 2014

I've always wanted to seduce an Amish babe...

JackKopCh · December 2014

I want to steal your shades while you sleep

4ever420 · December 2014

I want to steal your santa hat while you sleep

JackKopCh · December 2014

I want to steal your heels.... dont judge D;

MadeInPhilly · December 2014

I wanna see that!

DaveTimeKeeper · December 2014

-I want to help you steal these shades and shoes bro-
because you seem pretty cool to hang out with JackKopCh

JovanValor · December 2014

I want that shirt!

JackKopCh · December 2014

I want you to train me to get rid of my belly! xD

MadeInPhilly · December 2014

I want to wear your hat!

JackKopCh · December 2014

I want to shampoo your hair

EveFlowergirl · December 2014

You have the cutest eyes

ThePoeToaster · December 2014

I don't. You're too young. Plus, you're antisocial with the whole ban on your friends list.

EveFlowergirl · December 2014

*burn!* okay, its gonna b hard, but I'll get over it.

swole_elsa · December 2014

I want you because, well.. You know that song "Sweet Caroline"? Um, well, I think that was written about you. The reason Neil Diamond used "Caroline" instead of your name is because your beauty was so strong that it put him into a coma. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember your name when he woke up, so he just decided to go with his current location at the time, South Carolina. The misspelling was merely a side effect of the coma.