I Want You Because...

You are kind-hearted

You have booze!

Happy to give you one!

She can sell me a man! Woohoo!

Because I am Amish and you support my religion!

I want to steal your shades while you sleep

I want to steal your heels.... dont judge D;

-I want to help you steal these shades and shoes bro-
because you seem pretty cool to hang out with JackKopCh

I want you to train me to get rid of my belly! xD

I want to shampoo your hair

I don't. You're too young. Plus, you're antisocial with the whole ban on your friends list.

I want you because, well.. You know that song "Sweet Caroline"? Um, well, I think that was written about you. The reason Neil Diamond used "Caroline" instead of your name is because your beauty was so strong that it put him into a coma. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember your name when he woke up, so he just decided to go with his current location at the time, South Carolina. The misspelling was merely a side effect of the coma.

@bettering_madison because you are blonde.

marry me