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A married couple go to hospital together to
have their baby delivered. When they
arrive, the doctor says they have just taken
delivery of a new machine which transfers
a portion of the mother's pain to the
father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks
the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is
very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As
the woman goes into labour, the doctor
sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks
the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises
the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says
the man. The doctor gradually lifts the
setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes
his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he
can cope without any problem, so the
doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me
the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does,
and the wife bears the baby with no pain
at all. The doctor goes off to write up the
case for The Lancet, while the couple take
their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis
coach dead.
have their baby delivered. When they
arrive, the doctor says they have just taken
delivery of a new machine which transfers
a portion of the mother's pain to the
father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks
the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is
very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As
the woman goes into labour, the doctor
sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks
the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises
the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says
the man. The doctor gradually lifts the
setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes
his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he
can cope without any problem, so the
doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me
the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does,
and the wife bears the baby with no pain
at all. The doctor goes off to write up the
case for The Lancet, while the couple take
their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis
coach dead.
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HAHAHAHA!! Love it!!0
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Ahahahahaha!0
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LOL good one thanks for sharing
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A married couple go to hospital together to
have their baby delivered. When they
arrive, the doctor says they have just taken
delivery of a new machine which transfers
a portion of the mother's pain to the
father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks
the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is
very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As
the woman goes into labour, the doctor
sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks
the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises
the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says
the man. The doctor gradually lifts the
setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes
his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he
can cope without any problem, so the
doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me
the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does,
and the wife bears the baby with no pain
at all. The doctor goes off to write up the
case for The Lancet, while the couple take
their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis
coach dead.
Ok I must be dumb becuz I dont get it0 -
LOL, thanks for sharing 0
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Ok I must be dumb becuz I dont get it
the tennis coach was the actual father so he got all the pain and died from it0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good one!0
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A married couple go to hospital together to
have their baby delivered. When they
arrive, the doctor says they have just taken
delivery of a new machine which transfers
a portion of the mother's pain to the
father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks
the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is
very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As
the woman goes into labour, the doctor
sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks
the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises
the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says
the man. The doctor gradually lifts the
setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes
his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he
can cope without any problem, so the
doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me
the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does,
and the wife bears the baby with no pain
at all. The doctor goes off to write up the
case for The Lancet, while the couple take
their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis
coach dead.
Ok I must be dumb becuz I dont get it
the father father was men to fell the pain he didn't fell any because he wasn't the father her coach was0 -
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A married couple go to hospital together to
have their baby delivered. When they
arrive, the doctor says they have just taken
delivery of a new machine which transfers
a portion of the mother's pain to the
father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks
the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is
very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As
the woman goes into labour, the doctor
sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks
the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises
the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says
the man. The doctor gradually lifts the
setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes
his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he
can cope without any problem, so the
doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me
the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does,
and the wife bears the baby with no pain
at all. The doctor goes off to write up the
case for The Lancet, while the couple take
their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis
coach dead.
Ok I must be dumb becuz I dont get it
the father father was men to fell the pain he didn't fell any because he wasn't the father her coach was
OOOOO ok haha thanks for telling me. That is funny! :laugh:0 -
Lol!!:laugh:0
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Paaahahahah! :laugh:0
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:laugh: Good one! HAHA!0
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:laugh: funny!:laugh:0
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GASP!! OH NO!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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