What is the person above hiding in their closet?

jaxass · January 2015

Used condoms

Spnneil06 · January 2015

panic room

jaymvita · January 2015

jaxass wrote: »

Used condoms

Did I use them?

Unused condoms.

jaymvita · January 2015

Spnneil06 wrote: »

panic room

Brick oven

tinamarie0604 · January 2015

Protein Bars!

nerdburglar13 · January 2015

Oops! Hmm, hot clothes

jaymvita · January 2015

tinamarie0604 wrote: »

Protein Bars!

Truth.

Wet bar.

Spnneil06 · January 2015

ghosts of boyfriends past

jaxass · January 2015

Asparagus that her mom told her to eat as a child before she could get up from the table.

tinamarie0604 · January 2015

Shotguns

jaymvita · January 2015

tinamarie0604 wrote: »

Shotguns

Her pet dragons.

jaxass · January 2015

Stash of Hustler magazines

Archerychickge · January 2015

stash of Hustler magazines...

jaymvita · January 2015

jaxass wrote: »

Stash of Hustler magazines

Oui, Club, Barely Legal ... fresh out of Hustler though.

Brazilian waxing kit. No one asks why.

Archerychickge · January 2015

jaymvita wrote: »

Archerychickge wrote: »

Spnneil06 wrote: »

eek, hopefully they are attached to live humans.

My panties that I left in the photo booth because they were stained with bacon grease.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

The collected bacon grease that @Spnneil06‌ is referencing.

Nope you took that for greasing up your hairless chest... Dolphin smooth anyone?

jaymvita · January 2015

Lol could work for either above me.

Spnneil06 · January 2015

Cases of chloroform

jaymvita · January 2015

Archerychickge wrote: »

jaymvita wrote: »

Archerychickge wrote: »

Spnneil06 wrote: »

eek, hopefully they are attached to live humans.

My panties that I left in the photo booth because they were stained with bacon grease.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

The collected bacon grease that @Spnneil06‌ is referencing.

Nope you took that for greasing up your hairless chest... Dolphin smooth anyone?

It is my blessing. It is also my curse.

Several crossbows, but only one arrow.

jaymvita · January 2015

Spnneil06 wrote: »

Cases of chloroform

A collection of fishbeaters and brass knuckles. Not as subtle as I.

jaxass · January 2015

Spnneil06 wrote: »

Cases of chloroform

She's onto me.

determined_ella · January 2015

pictures of their exs

Spnneil06 · January 2015

Plans to kidnap all of the ladies on MFP, and a couple guys to start a new society on a deserted island he owns. Wants to make a group of new children that are funny and hot.

jaxass · January 2015

determined_ella wrote: »

pictures of their exs

Actually, I do. Just one ex and that's the ex-wife. I'm keeping them in a box so my daughters can have them when they marry.

Pictures of the next door neighbor nekkid.

determined_ella · January 2015

jaxass wrote: »

determined_ella wrote: »

pictures of their exs

Actually, I do. Just one ex and that's the ex-wife. I'm keeping them in a box so my daughters can have them when they marry.

Pictures of the next door neighbor nekkid.

lol fair enough

a stack of "to do" lists

jaxass · January 2015

I don't wanna "to do" anything.

Boxer briefs

rikracer1961 · January 2015

The newest electronic "personal" devices, stolen from CES

ilfaith · January 2015

Scented stickers from the 1980s.

jaxass · January 2015

Pearl necklace

Spnneil06 · January 2015

She turned her closet in to a bar, we have plans to have drinks tonight!

rikracer1961 · January 2015

ilfaith wrote: »

Scented stickers from the 1980s.

Busted!

white granny panties!

What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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