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    Would you rather.... 12/3/2008

    Posts: 12,256 Member
    edited September 2022 in Chit-Chat
    You're in a meeting, sitting in a wooden chair and you pass gas (a loud one)


    or


    You walk in late to a meeting with a huge wet spot on the front of your pants.

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      huge wet spot!
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    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      The wet spot.

      I could always be muttering something about the faucet in the bathroom spraying out on me, spilled water, leaning on a wet counter.....any number of things could explain the wet spot.

      However, nothing can excuse passing gas!! It just..............IS!

      The end!
    • Posts: 332 Member
      Definitely huge wet spot.......even though it is embarrassing, you can still say the faucet sprayed you or something...........blame it on anything that is NOT a bodily function.:laugh: :blushing:
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    • Posts: 179 Member
      Pass the gas please :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,676 Member
      Pass gas, you can always blame the others :laugh:
    • Posts: 7,849 Member
      Wet spot....I will explain later. :drinker:
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    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      The wet spot..at least could try to make up an excuse for that.:tongue:
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    • Posts: 7,849 Member
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      It's ok. Likes2bwet will explain.

      Well we know what her decision is on this post, right? :bigsmile: :smokin:
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
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      See a few posts up.

      There are ways and can always do it later.:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 572 Member
      Pass Gas!

      the meeting would be over shortly.
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    • Posts: 390
      well if they are going to make me sit in an uncomrftable wooden chair for a meeting- i say make them suffer as well, gas FTW
    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      well if they are going to make me sit in an uncomrftable wooden chair for a meeting- i say make them suffer as well, gas FTW
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Best answer yet!
    • Posts: 1,986 Member
      I'd take the wet spot, because I'm a girl, and girl's bodily functions don't operate in the front! Nobody's going to think twice if I have a wet spot.
    • Posts: 237
      wet spot. I can hold my folder or paper for notes in front of me as I enter to cover it
    • Posts: 399 Member
      I say definitely go with the wet spot and just hold something (papers, folders, purse, etc.) over it while walking in!
    • Posts: 5,134 Member
      Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

      Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


      Max, your nuts. :wink:
    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      you all are nuts.
    • Posts: 7,849 Member
      Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

      Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


      Max, your nuts. :wink:

      You like the smell of your own farts? crazy.gif
    • Posts: 7,849 Member
      you all are nuts.

      Love you Emikins kiss2.gif
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      Love you Emikins kiss2.gif

      Love ya too!!!:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

      Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


      Max, your nuts. :wink:

      Ladies fart?? :huh:
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      Love ya too!!!:flowerforyou:

      :blushing:
    • Posts: 417 Member
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      Ladies fart?? :huh:

      Oh Carl, look at you playing the 'sweet guy' card again....
    • Posts: 7,849 Member
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      Ladies fart?? :huh:

      We ALL fart.....some of us just dont advertise it though :laugh:
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