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Would you rather.... 12/3/2008

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited September 2022 in Chit-Chat
You're in a meeting, sitting in a wooden chair and you pass gas (a loud one)


or


You walk in late to a meeting with a huge wet spot on the front of your pants.
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  • MissGorgeous
    MissGorgeous Posts: 394 Member
    huge wet spot!
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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    The wet spot.

    I could always be muttering something about the faucet in the bathroom spraying out on me, spilled water, leaning on a wet counter.....any number of things could explain the wet spot.

    However, nothing can excuse passing gas!! It just..............IS!

    The end!
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
    Definitely huge wet spot.......even though it is embarrassing, you can still say the faucet sprayed you or something...........blame it on anything that is NOT a bodily function.:laugh: :blushing:
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  • frithir
    frithir Posts: 179 Member
    Pass the gas please :laugh:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    Pass gas, you can always blame the others :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Wet spot....I will explain later. :drinker:
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The wet spot..at least could try to make up an excuse for that.:tongue:
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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Wet spot....I will explain later. :drinker:

    It's ok. Likes2bwet will explain.

    Well we know what her decision is on this post, right? :bigsmile: :smokin:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The wet spot..at least could try to make up an excuse for that.:tongue:

    See a few posts up.

    There are ways and can always do it later.:bigsmile:
  • LightenUp_Caro
    LightenUp_Caro Posts: 572 Member
    Pass Gas!

    the meeting would be over shortly.
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  • alifelessevident
    alifelessevident Posts: 390
    well if they are going to make me sit in an uncomrftable wooden chair for a meeting- i say make them suffer as well, gas FTW
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    well if they are going to make me sit in an uncomrftable wooden chair for a meeting- i say make them suffer as well, gas FTW
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Best answer yet!
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    I'd take the wet spot, because I'm a girl, and girl's bodily functions don't operate in the front! Nobody's going to think twice if I have a wet spot.
  • LandBsdotingchauffeur
    LandBsdotingchauffeur Posts: 237
    wet spot. I can hold my folder or paper for notes in front of me as I enter to cover it
  • NewMK08
    NewMK08 Posts: 399 Member
    I say definitely go with the wet spot and just hold something (papers, folders, purse, etc.) over it while walking in!
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

    Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


    Max, your nuts. :wink:
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
    you all are nuts.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

    Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


    Max, your nuts. :wink:

    You like the smell of your own farts? crazy.gif
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    you all are nuts.

    Love you Emikins kiss2.gif
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
    you all are nuts.

    Love you Emikins kiss2.gif

    Love ya too!!!:flowerforyou:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

    Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


    Max, your nuts. :wink:

    Ladies fart?? :huh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    you all are nuts.

    Love you Emikins kiss2.gif

    Love ya too!!!:flowerforyou:

    :blushing:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

    Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


    Max, your nuts. :wink:

    Ladies fart?? :huh:

    Oh Carl, look at you playing the 'sweet guy' card again....
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Wet spot...as it can be explained at a later time.

    Although I like the smell of own my farts, most other people wouldn't appreciate them. :ohwell:


    Max, your nuts. :wink:

    Ladies fart?? :huh:

    We ALL fart.....some of us just dont advertise it though :laugh:
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