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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Writes long love letters to his local tv anchor woman.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Is a local tv anchorman
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    He was my high school algebra teacher
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Eats kitten sandwiches with extra mayo & only feels guilty about the mayo.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    He was my high school algebra teacher

    I knew that pretty face was familiar!
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
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    pulls the tags off all of his mattress , in spite of the tags stern warning #Thuglife
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    Eats Hot chips and drink Sunkist after each workout.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    eats cat food to save on the grocery bill
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    This one time, at band camp....
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    The apple pie stayed intact when he tried it
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
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    came up with a new version of chess - strip chess
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    WMDemetree wrote: »
    The apple pie stayed intact when he tried it

    bwahahahaha!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    assthetikk wrote: »
    came up with a new version of chess - strip chess

    Doesn't even have a head, was blown off in a terrible explosion. However the body is so nice, nobody seems to notice!
  • khansarah
    khansarah Posts: 87 Member
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    Is a top secret agent assassin
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Invented a time machine, but uses it to wreak havoc across the universe.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Has a flaming Jack O'Lantern for a head and rides through the night scaring the bejeezus out of the local villagers. But her abs distract them from the mayhem that ensues.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    has a big belly and manages to suck it in to take picture, that's why he's holding his breathe.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Pretends to be a photographer to get hot chicks to take their clothing off for him.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Pretends to be a photographer to get hot chicks to take their clothing off for him.
    hmm not a bad idea, now If I can find grandmas to do it, I can post it on my new website.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    hahaha! Find any "fresh talent"?

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