What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • jelie3110
    jelie3110 Posts: 433
    jaymvita wrote: »
    The map to Atlantis. And the crown as rightful ruler.

    Oh wow! That would be awesome!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jelly sandals, in every color.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    A Star Trek uniform. But only the Red Shirt one.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Neighbors dead dog that barked incessantly
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I warned him.

    GIANT aquarium teeming with Sea Monkeys.
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    I warned him.

    GIANT aquarium teeming with Sea Monkeys.

    wtf??? lol

    Stolen loot from the lufthansa heist
  • edensgarden2015
    edensgarden2015 Posts: 223 Member
    A pile of dirty clothes to wash on those abs!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    A Star Trek uniform. But only the Red Shirt one.

    like the dress??? That is my costume next year!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    I warned him.

    GIANT aquarium teeming with Sea Monkeys.

    Scented body oils, i need to take a shower on a totally unrelated note!
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    edensgarden2015 wrote: »
    A pile of dirty clothes to wash on those abs!

    A copy of the book "Worst pick-up lines EVER"
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    A book of nothing but pictures of famous women with their dogs.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    What? You have something against Sea Monkeys? They're cute. And delicious.

    Anti-gravity technology ... which she markets as "Wonder Bras".
  • astrose00
    astrose00 Posts: 754 Member
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    A book of nothing but pictures of famous women with their dogs.

    A fake photography background that shows people at a finish line
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edensgarden2015 wrote: »
    A pile of dirty clothes to wash on those abs!

    All my dirty clothes ;)

    That I now have to wash ... on my abs apparently. Along with her week's worth of laundry. And I don't get paid for this. Wait, how'd i even get in this closet?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    A Star Trek uniform. But only the Red Shirt one.

    like the dress??? That is my costume next year!

    If anyone asks you if you want to be on the Away Team, SAY NO!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You a virgin baby?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.

  • Archerychickge
    Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.

    Or timidly for that matter either..
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.

    Maybe they only make it to the couch?
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You a virgin baby?

    What does it mean, this "virgin"? That sounds filthy.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    SHHHHH don't worry your pretty little head over it.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.
    Archerychickge wrote: »
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.

    Or timidly for that matter either..

    Boldly, timidly, imaginarily ... my bedsheets remain unruffled.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.
    Archerychickge wrote: »
    Stoshew71 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    But I want to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no woman has gone before.

    You want to go into my bedroom?

    LOL Like no woman hasn't ever gone boldy in there before.

    Or timidly for that matter either..

    Boldly, timidly, imaginarily ... my bedsheets remain unruffled.

    This is a sad story, so sad it doesn't seem true.
  • lawandfitness
    lawandfitness Posts: 1,257 Member
    Who's a virgin
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Me, duh!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »

    This is a sad story, so sad it doesn't seem true.

    A sad sad tale indeed. I may need some consolation.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    ME! ...and jay apparently.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Are you sure you just don't use extra starch?

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