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Once ate a case of oreos and drank a case of Nasty Light in an hour on a dare

Hates dogs,and children

She hit an opossum on the way to work and put it in the freezer at work so she can eat it for dinner

reads the subtitles out loud at the cinema

Has never heard of James Bond

eats pickled pigs feet

she used to be in the Spice Girls

Does not know how to swim

Can touch his nose with his toe in that position.

he swims in the air in his sleep

Is not naturally blond.

she spits paper balls through a straw at passing grandads

@mattyc772014 he gets terrible allergies from women under 46

She is afraid of water

mattyc772014 wrote: »

can karate kick a cigarette out of your mouth

um... true! lmao!
gymnastics/karate/kickboxing for 9 years lol

steals baby chicks out of nests so they can make an aviary of their own... also names them after Disney characters