Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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Bites and scratches to their0
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jiggly bits including bums and0
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Private parts were all red0
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and swollen with puss filled0
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pustules, remedied only by the0
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The juice of a rare0
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Big, long, shiny, exotic looking0
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reptile from the Nile0
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I know...five!0
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covered in poop scales of0
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Glimmering glass and he0
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to summon a mysterious magical0
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Creature that breathed fire and0
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Jeez, five words only dude^0
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Lol!0
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And took them back tobuckshot500 wrote: »Stole women from the village
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It bit their heads off0
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where he had found a0
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Bucket full of heads previously0
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belonging to various ex suitors0
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Who all deserved decapitation because0
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they couldn't make good coffee,0
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So the lonely, undercaffeinated maiden0
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made her way to the0
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very best barrista in town0
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And enslaved him with her0
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mysterious twirly swirly eye contacts0
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In a trance he made0
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while chanting incantations to ancient0
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poop effigies filled with smelly0
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