Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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            Bites and scratches to their0
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            jiggly bits including bums and0
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            Private parts were all red0
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            and swollen with puss filled0
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            pustules, remedied only by the0
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            The juice of a rare0
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            Big, long, shiny, exotic looking0
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            reptile from the Nile0
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            I know...five!0
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            covered in poop scales of0
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            Glimmering glass and he0
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            to summon a mysterious magical0
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            Jeez, five words only dude^0
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And took them back tobuckshot500 wrote: »Stole women from the village
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            It bit their heads off0
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            where he had found a0
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            Bucket full of heads previously0
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            belonging to various ex suitors0
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            Who all deserved decapitation because0
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            they couldn't make good coffee,0
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            So the lonely, undercaffeinated maiden0
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            made her way to the0
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            very best barrista in town0
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            And enslaved him with her0
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            mysterious twirly swirly eye contacts0
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            In a trance he made0
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            while chanting incantations to ancient0
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            poop effigies filled with smelly0
 
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