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UltimateRBF
UltimateRBF Posts: 9,399 Member
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Wilted Baby..... :|
What are the calories and macros like for a wilted baby? How does it compare to a non-wilted baby? Is it clean?
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  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
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    :D That made me smile.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
    edited January 2015
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    I like to think the top one is "15 Nutritious breakfasts for busy-bodies" and is an article about breakfasts you can eat one handed while holding your binoculars and which won't stain the curtains if they fall back while you're peeking out them.
  • Smart_Beautiful_and_Strong
    Smart_Beautiful_and_Strong Posts: 230 Member
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    :D thanks for the giggle! I needed it.
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
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    You weigh it (er, him or her?) raw, then wilt.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Do we have a USDA listing for that in the database?
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
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    kgeyser wrote: »
    Do we have a USDA listing for that in the database?

    I put in a ~CORRECT/35 g=1oz entry. Wilted baby doesn't have sodium, right?

  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    obscuremusicreference wrote: »
    kgeyser wrote: »
    Do we have a USDA listing for that in the database?

    I put in a ~CORRECT/35 g=1oz entry. Wilted baby doesn't have sodium, right?

    Is that weighing naked first thing in the morning after going to the bathroom, or am I also going to have to account for weight fluctuations during the day?

  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
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    Does gender effect calories?
  • uconnwinsnc1
    uconnwinsnc1 Posts: 902 Member
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  • CariJean64
    CariJean64 Posts: 297 Member
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    Sick, twisted, and hilarious.
  • UtahWI
    UtahWI Posts: 257 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    I like to think the top one is "15 Nutritious breakfasts for busy-bodies" and is an article about breakfasts you can eat one handed while holding your binoculars and which won't stain the curtains if they fall back while you're peeking out them.

    This right here is why we need a "like" button more than the stupid flag...
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
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    UtahWI wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    I like to think the top one is "15 Nutritious breakfasts for busy-bodies" and is an article about breakfasts you can eat one handed while holding your binoculars and which won't stain the curtains if they fall back while you're peeking out them.

    This right here is why we need a "like" button more than the stupid flag...

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  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
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    The ... in the end means there's more text... it's supposed to be baby SPINACH lol.
  • FenTiger89
    FenTiger89 Posts: 49 Member
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    Francl27 wrote: »
    The ... in the end means there's more text... it's supposed to be baby SPINACH lol.

    Nah...I think they want us to eat wilted babies.
  • khaleesikhaleesi
    khaleesikhaleesi Posts: 213 Member
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    Can I get a protein/fat/sodium breakdown for this, too?
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
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    CyberTone wrote: »
    UtahWI wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    I like to think the top one is "15 Nutritious breakfasts for busy-bodies" and is an article about breakfasts you can eat one handed while holding your binoculars and which won't stain the curtains if they fall back while you're peeking out them.

    This right here is why we need a "like" button more than the stupid flag...

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    +1

  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    hannahbethbing wrote: »
    Can I get a protein/fat/sodium breakdown for this, too?

    Lol yes- can we get a macro breakdown?

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