Need friends with all kinds of goals!!

hi. Just started few days ago.
I'm 26 and live in Ny/nj area. Student (biochemistry and anthropology).

Looking for friends who will high five me for good behavior and slap me for bad one - will offer same in return.

I am not looking to lose a ton - I am 134 lbs, 5'6" tall and always had a muscular build. Want to go to 125-127 range.

Gym won't be an option for me for couple months but I am getting there - slowly but surely.

As for interest - I used to run - did many half-marathons so that's always exciting to me.
I love everything science - reading national geographic, popular science, scientific America and Science all at the same time. So if you share this enthusiasm - hit me up.

I am very sarcastic person and people often call me mean - I am not. Just very selective

Good luck to everyone and hello to my new friends!!