Have you ever ___________?

nope... don't date much either though

HYE been gang affiliated?

I guess so. The Arsenio Hall Show in 1992. I was in LA and they were giving away tickets.

Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?

Nope.

HYE sold something on Craigslist?

No public transportation in my neck of the woods
Hye given directions that include something like "right at the big maple tree, past the pond but if see the cemetery, you've gone too far"?

Yes I live in the country now and grew up on a farm in Va

HYE driven a tractor?

Not by myself

HYE driven a semi?

Yes.

HYE bumped into a car while parallel parking?

No
HYE been pulled over by a policeman on a horse?

No. But I've been harassed and propositioned by one. He thought I actually cared about getting a ticket. ha.

HYE been to a psychic?

Yes…it was definitely worth it!!!

Have you ever slept with your girlfriends mother?

I remember once once I was sleeping near my cousin while the other cousin who was 5 years old get so angry, I think she felt jealous.
HYE dive to the pool whit your swimsuit slipped off your bottom because you had forgotten to tie up the lace?

Nope.

HYE punched a wall out of anger?

No.

HYE carved your name in a tree?

Yes

HYE played hide and seek and have people forget about you?