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gitanagirl wrote: »

Is secretly a biker chick.... And goes out when everyone is sleeping and races around the neighborhood.... Waking up little children!

Harley Davidson's ONLY. Haha, I wish!

Fanta...Civil war reenactor AND does Gone with the Wind cosplay on the weekends.

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

That bun in the oven is actually 20 buns! ;p

Haha, are you referring to my other pic!! That's just CHUB! People kept thinking my little sister was pregnant so she promptly lost 40ish lbs. Hence, now I am inspired.

That's really a mask she's wearing

Secretly had a crush on flavor flav

Once got arrested for streaking through a museum

Stalks Justin Bieber, he was forced to get a restraining order...

lol. she does, I live across the way from the Catholic Church, poor Father Clark!!

He sells home made videos he makes while stalking girls, there is one of me sleeping that is a big seller.

Buys my toenail collection, whats to crush them down and mix them into his paint that he then uses to make his art. Very interested stuff.

Has a secret gambling addiction that forces her to live a double-life in Las Vegas

did a triathlon in france while half drunk on Scottish whiskey

Has plans to get legs extended so they can be 8 feet tall!

She ran five underwater basket weaving classes.

Taunts runners from Kenya on Running Message Boards

She would know, she is obsessed with them!

He ran Grandma's Marathon in 45 seconds.