You went home with the user above last night...

JoeC0838 · January 2015

He tried to sell me a timeshare... We laughed, we cried, we hugged it out. I now own a time share in Alabama.

Sinistrous · January 2015

I thought he was a she, but when he removed the Chewbacca costume I fled out the door, since I thought Chewy was a SHEWY :(

assthetikk · January 2015

rohypnol

SojournerThirteen · January 2015

She wanted to sleep with our dog in his dog house so that's the last time/place I saw her.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

I did????

He must have dropped something in my drink when I wasn't looking! ;p

JaYsOn1999 · February 2015

I'd be ok with it ha

aesthetikk · February 2015

@jay A lot of them

HollieMGC · February 2015

A shot of jägermeister

2015jer · February 2015

Sober! X

GettingConfident · February 2015

just a lil red wine

HollieMGC · February 2015

A little vodka

SangreViento · February 2015

I wouldnt even need any...

Misshodge64 · February 2015

Cleaned my house

Melissa90xo · February 2015

We played chess all night. I have no idea how to play, so it was a looooooong night

aesthetikk · February 2015

she spent the entire night crying over her ex

Rochelle951 · February 2015

I work better when coherant, no drinks needed

SarahHowells1 · February 2015

probably about 10 and I'd go home with a lady lol

kunalsingh9 · February 2015

Made a pancake for the lady

scottacular · February 2015

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