Anyone here. Married to themselves ?? It's the new trend...

The ***** = self-fulfillment.

Should I make a life sized cut out of myself, first? How do I divorce me, when I get sick of me??!?! I'm annoying.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym wrote: »

out of curiosity, did you start said trend?

I think it started on Glee with Sue sylvester.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1332594/Glees-Sue-Sylvester-gets-married-Adidas-tracksuit-wedding-dress--herself.html

qdoyle11 wrote: »

I was until I caught myself cheating on myself. Now we're having a huge custody battle over the cactus and fern.

What about the cats?? I am sure there are cats.

syedsaad wrote: »

why cant just call yourself single? wouldn't you be practically single even after marrying yourself?

Naaahh. You get less attention from the opposite sex that way.

qdoyle11 wrote: »

I was until I caught myself cheating on myself. Now we're having a huge custody battle over the cactus and fern.

Such a hussy.

I would never marry myself, she is a lunatic.
I really just want to get married to have a 20-30k Halloween party.