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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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So he lays her quickly...
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And then apologises. The excitement0
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for making the strawberry cheesecake0
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Which she eats off his0
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unicorn horn, was a bit0
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it broke it's jaw badly0
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When it fell off the0
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60th floor balcony0
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And fell flat on its0
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air conditioning unit, stopping it0
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With his private parts flying0
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until none of him remained0
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By magic he was resurrected..0
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but had lost his nuts0
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He'd swallowed them they were0
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stuck in his throat0
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The bulge in his neck0
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was larger than his lunchbox0
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Which was bigger than a0
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builders swollen elbow0
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Thats only 3 words...
Filled with tape cuffs and0 -
squirty cream for his pleasure0
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When his hand wrapped around0
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his adulturous wifes sweaty neck0
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He squeezed hard till she0
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moaned and peed all down0
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Her thighs pooling on the0
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plastic sheet he had laid0
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Over the carpet to stop0
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his ejaculate being forensically tested0
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