I only like shorter men

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  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...










    to give to the needy children
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    edited February 2015
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.

    How about the certain area your house is at.......
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.

    How about the certain area your house is at.......

    Brb, going to go measure myself in every room in the house.

  • Atagi73
    Atagi73 Posts: 96 Member
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    Aww tall guys getting no loves