I only like shorter men

iwillsucceed0444
iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
is that weird? no midger but like 4-5 inches shorter than me. Taller men just arent that attractive to me.

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Taller men will only look down on you. Good plan.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Nah whatever tickles your pickle! I only like girls shorter than me.....
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    Nah whatever tickles your pickle! I only like girls shorter than me.....

    well i guess it won't work out :(
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    Nah whatever tickles your pickle! I only like girls shorter than me.....

    well i guess it won't work out :(

    What if I cut off my legs? I'll do
    It just for you!
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    Nah whatever tickles your pickle! I only like girls shorter than me.....

    well i guess it won't work out :(

    What if I cut off my legs? I'll do
    It just for you!

    awww that's so sweet of you bb. let's do it and get married together <3
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    Nah whatever tickles your pickle! I only like girls shorter than me.....

    well i guess it won't work out :(

    What if I cut off my legs? I'll do
    It just for you!

    awww that's so sweet of you bb. let's do it and get married together <3

    Tell me when and I'll start cutting.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Now he's playing our game.
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
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    Oompa loompa doopity doo
    We've got probable chances with you
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    ^true actually.

    c'mon, hook a girl up.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    I've seen an awful lot of midget shaming going on in these threads today...
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I've known some short guys with really muscular calves though.
  • ilfaith wrote: »
    I've known some short guys with really muscular calves though.

    But are they young enough for @530roman‌ remember! he doesn't want any old guys.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Ha! There was a straggler thread about hairy men....but I just couldn't go there. Even in jest.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    Ha! There was a straggler thread about hairy men....but I just couldn't go there. Even in jest.

    Hey girl that hurts my heart
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Looks down on OP and flexes his muscular calves while walking away...
  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
    Are you a dom? lol

    I love tall men! But I think I could make an exception for GoT's Tyrion...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015


    Try your short boy smooth- you'll never go back?
    Ha! There was a straggler thread about hairy men....but I just couldn't go there. Even in jest.

    Hey girl that hurts my heart

  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...










    to give to the needy children
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    edited February 2015
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...











    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.

    How about the certain area your house is at.......
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What about mental midgets? Do they get your motor running?

    any midget is a good midget...all abroad to S.S. wet wavy wonderland

    Permission to climb a broad, Captain?

    only if you bring all the supplies and toys...













    to give to the needy children

    Screw the children, I have needs too.

    Wait, that didn't come out right....

    LOL who needs toys anyway when you have those hands and arms. :)

    Hands and arms yes, and legs too. Short ones even ;)

    I'm fine with it as long as you're not short in a *certain* area


    What certain area? Boise? Cleveland? Atlanta? As far as I know I'm the same height in every area.

    How about the certain area your house is at.......

    Brb, going to go measure myself in every room in the house.

  • Atagi73
    Atagi73 Posts: 96 Member
    Aww tall guys getting no loves
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