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Mr_Knight
Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
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Today's feedback from the MFP bot...apparently I'm going to gain about 300 pounds in the next five weeks.

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511 pounds! I could be my own reality tv show in just five weeks!

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Dude!!!
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
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    Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add

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    How do you math, MFP?
  • Princess4Run
    Princess4Run Posts: 135 Member
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    LOL
  • ImpracticalGirl
    ImpracticalGirl Posts: 59 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Hilarious! o:) May I ask what kind of super duper special calories where those extra 220?
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
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    obscuremusicreference wrote: »
    Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add

    yb1wfthz4pns.png

    How do you math, MFP?

    damn you could have given birth to a turkey
  • Holla4mom
    Holla4mom Posts: 587 Member
    edited February 2015
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    I can see the 33,000 calories leading to major weight gain. It is almost the equivalent of 10 pounds in calories. But an extra 220 equals 300 pound weight gain! LOL!!

  • saraphim41
    saraphim41 Posts: 205 Member
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    Did you check the sodium? It's probably water weight. Try a sauna. lol
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
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    iwillsucceed0444 wrote: »
    obscuremusicreference wrote: »
    Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add

    yb1wfthz4pns.png

    How do you math, MFP?

    damn you could have given birth to a turkey

    I tried, I really did.
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
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    saraphim41 wrote: »
    Did you check the sodium? It's probably water weight. Try a sauna. lol

    :drinker:
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
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    Roflmbo!
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
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    minor fluctuation
  • lngrunert
    lngrunert Posts: 204 Member
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    Look out, you're getting bulky!
  • maxit
    maxit Posts: 880 Member
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    lngrunert wrote: »
    Look out, you're getting bulky!

    probably all muscle tho :P
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
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    maxit wrote: »
    lngrunert wrote: »
    Look out, you're getting bulky!

    probably all muscle tho :P

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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Mr_Knight wrote: »
    Today's feedback from the MFP bot...apparently I'm going to gain about 300 pounds in the next five weeks.

    lGyXK6V.png

    511 pounds! I could be my own reality tv show in just five weeks!

    :drinker:
    This calls for a triage! Cut the carbs, sugsr, do a juice fast, cleanse, cleanse, cleanse, get 20 hours of sleep every day, and your weight will be real normal in five weeks. >:):D
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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    This thread is hilarious!!!!!!
  • Maitria
    Maitria Posts: 439 Member
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    I don't think you are eating enough. It sounds like starvation mode.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,368 Member
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    Holy sodium, Batman. :o
  • jouttie
    jouttie Posts: 109 Member
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    obscuremusicreference wrote: »
    Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add

    yb1wfthz4pns.png

    How do you math, MFP?

    it is surely not possible to eat... what? 35,000 calories in one day?! Mind you I am about to do yesterday's calories... out drinking Hugo and eating cake during the day, out drinking Weissbier and eating cake in the evening... maybe it is, maybe it is!

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