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I don't think Under Armour makes anything this big...
Mr_Knight
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Today's feedback from the MFP bot...apparently I'm going to gain about 300 pounds in the next five weeks.
511 pounds! I could be my own reality tv show in just five weeks!
:drinker:
511 pounds! I could be my own reality tv show in just five weeks!
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Dude!!!0
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Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add
How do you math, MFP?0 -
LOL0
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Hilarious!
May I ask what kind of super duper special calories where those extra 220? 0 -
obscuremusicreference wrote: »Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add
How do you math, MFP?
damn you could have given birth to a turkey0 -
I can see the 33,000 calories leading to major weight gain. It is almost the equivalent of 10 pounds in calories. But an extra 220 equals 300 pound weight gain! LOL!!
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Did you check the sodium? It's probably water weight. Try a sauna. lol0
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iwillsucceed0444 wrote: »obscuremusicreference wrote: »Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add
How do you math, MFP?
damn you could have given birth to a turkey
I tried, I really did.0 -
saraphim41 wrote: »Did you check the sodium? It's probably water weight. Try a sauna. lol
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Roflmbo!0
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minor fluctuation0
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Look out, you're getting bulky!0
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This calls for a triage! Cut the carbs, sugsr, do a juice fast, cleanse, cleanse, cleanse, get 20 hours of sleep every day, and your weight will be real normal in five weeks.Today's feedback from the MFP bot...apparently I'm going to gain about 300 pounds in the next five weeks.
511 pounds! I could be my own reality tv show in just five weeks!
:drinker:
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This thread is hilarious!!!!!!0
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I don't think you are eating enough. It sounds like starvation mode.0
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Holy sodium, Batman.
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obscuremusicreference wrote: »Well, that is much more impressive than my Thanksgiving quick add
How do you math, MFP?
it is surely not possible to eat... what? 35,000 calories in one day?! Mind you I am about to do yesterday's calories... out drinking Hugo and eating cake during the day, out drinking Weissbier and eating cake in the evening... maybe it is, maybe it is!0 -
35000 calories would be like eating 5 bags of sugar. Or just eating 10 lbs of fat.0
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