Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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            So he lays her quickly...
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            And then apologises. The excitement0
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            for making the strawberry cheesecake0
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            Which she eats off his0
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            unicorn horn, was a bit0
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            it broke it's jaw badly0
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            When it fell off the0
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            60th floor balcony0
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            And fell flat on its0
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            air conditioning unit, stopping it0
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            With his private parts flying0
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            until none of him remained0
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            By magic he was resurrected..0
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            but had lost his nuts0
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            He'd swallowed them they were0
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            stuck in his throat0
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            The bulge in his neck0
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            was larger than his lunchbox0
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            Which was bigger than a0
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            builders swollen elbow0
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            Thats only 3 words...
Filled with tape cuffs and0 - 
            squirty cream for his pleasure0
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            When his hand wrapped around0
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            his adulturous wifes sweaty neck0
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            He squeezed hard till she0
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            moaned and peed all down0
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            Her thighs pooling on the0
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            plastic sheet he had laid0
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            Over the carpet to stop0
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            his ejaculate being forensically tested0
 
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