Dudes?
RockstarWilson
Posts: 836 Member
Hey,
Buncha women on here and such, they got their groups and all different reasons. So how bout the men have their small corner, eh? For example....eatin bacon is good, right? The women don't like to eat it, it goes straight to their hips! To me, it goes straight to my gut, am I right? But bein a guy, maybe we can learn somethin, like how you can eat all the bacon ya want each day, and be healthy? Stuff like that, or how we get the farts and stuff, how to make those go away. Heck, I could use some help on lifting techniques, or different ways to kick my own *kitten*.
So, what do ya say?
Buncha women on here and such, they got their groups and all different reasons. So how bout the men have their small corner, eh? For example....eatin bacon is good, right? The women don't like to eat it, it goes straight to their hips! To me, it goes straight to my gut, am I right? But bein a guy, maybe we can learn somethin, like how you can eat all the bacon ya want each day, and be healthy? Stuff like that, or how we get the farts and stuff, how to make those go away. Heck, I could use some help on lifting techniques, or different ways to kick my own *kitten*.
So, what do ya say?
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im in0
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You betcha!0
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the chicks on my friends list love bacon and fart more than i do. most of them shart about 60% of the time.
you're talking to the wrong chicks, homie.0 -
Women don't like bacon? This may not end well.0
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Women don't like bacon? You know nothing Jon Snow.0
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i love bacon. and, i definitely fart. have you been talking to real women, or blow up dolls?0
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skullshank wrote: »the chicks on my friends list love bacon and fart more than i do. most of them shart about 60% of the time.
you're talking to the wrong chicks, homie.
HAHAHA!
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BusyRaeNOTBusty wrote: »Women don't like bacon? You know nothing Jon Snow.
Dammit. That was a better response.0 -
DYEL?0
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haha0
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Who doesn't like bacon? I'm in...0
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Bacon is a party in your mouth.
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Yo, women, bug out eh?
yall way too literal with this. 0 -
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RockstarWilson wrote: »Yo, women, bug out eh? yall way too literal with this.
Bacon is very serious business around here. There are entire threads dedicated to it and derailed by it.
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RockstarWilson wrote: »Yo, women, bug out eh? yall way too literal with this.
^^^ Not an accurate representation of all Arizonans. MOST... but not all.
Yeah, I was kinda going for a New York pizza shop owner kind of accent. Ya know, one for the fellas. I am actually from Cali, but here in the great state of AZ to become an astronomer and geologist. I guess creativity ain't my strong suit hehehe. But hey, just tryin to scrounge up some support for the fellas without none of that "you are wrong" bulls***. Just got a different way of goin about it this time!
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Your the first man who I ever heard say he was interested in making his farts go away. That's impressive.0
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hah/0
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Bump! Had friended two women from this post and all they are doing is reinforcing my reasons for this thread. I dont care about yer hair and yer nails. Put that *kitten* on facebook! Just sayin! :-)0
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RockstarWilson wrote: »Bump! Had friended two women from this post and all they are doing is reinforcing my reasons for this thread. I dont care about yer hair and yer nails. Put that *kitten* on facebook! Just sayin! :-)
I post about my lifting and sending glitter bombs to my enemies.
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