would you rather sniff your own farts or a stranger's perfume/cologne?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Me, my own farts all day. Too many people wear too much **** and need to cut that out and get their sense of smell back and realize a little dab will do ya....

If I can TASTE you from across the room you are wearing WAY too much...

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Since I hate perfume/cologne, and my s**t doesn't stink, the answer is obvious.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    My farts smell like Bourbon, Cigars and BBQ. Who doesn't want to smell that?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    ^^^ my answer

    I don't get headaches from my own farts
  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
    Strangers perfume
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Yeah, definitely a woman's perfume.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,465 Member
    Depends on what I have recently eaten.
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    My farts. I have a coworker who wears so much cologne that I dread ending up in the elevator with him. I feel like I'm choking.
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Tip: Never more than one spray. I think people become too accustomed to the smell of their cologne/perfume and just spray it on until they can finally smell it. One spray, people, from 16"-24" inches away.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    My farts smell like cooked bacon, so I think the answer is obvious.
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