The Hilarity of Harry Potter Quotes when Changing "Wand" to
LeeKetty1176
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Ok a few people enjoyed this on my page today so thought i would spread the fun and have a laugh
Just insert the word "Willy" for the word "wand" in all Harry Potter films
Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
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Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."
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he and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."
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Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy.
Just insert the word "Willy" for the word "wand" in all Harry Potter films
Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
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Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."
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he and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."
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Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy.
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"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this," said Hermione as she raised her willy. "Petrificus Totalus!" Neville dropped to the floor, stiff as a board.0
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I just posted this on Random thoughts also:
Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."0 -
Harry's willy was 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.0
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OHMYEFFINGOD!! HAHAHAHHA you are awesome..
and GUHREAT!!! my daughter is on book 7 of the series and is OBSESSED and NOW this is alll ill be thinking of when i listen to her babble on and on about the great harry!!
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Harry's willy was 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.
im effin dyin'!!!!!0 -
Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.0
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Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.
Was this when Harry's willy connected with Voldemort's willy?0 -
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.0
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Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.
Was this when Harry's willy connected with Voldemort's willy?
Yep...giggle!
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The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.0 -
JINX!0
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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me willy in half an' everything", said Hagrid0 -
Great minds!0
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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me willy in half an' everything."0
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OMGosh - too funny!0
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I can see the name of the porn-version parody now....
HAIRY COCKER.
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"Harry looked down at his own Willy. He could see finger marks all over it..."0
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"What happens if I wave my willy and nothing happens?" asked Ron.0
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"What happens if I wave my willy and nothing happens?" asked Ron.
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Unfortunately, I've never read any of the Harry Potter books so I can't post any altered quotes.0 -
:huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:0
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I think this is the greatest topic ever made on here!!0
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This just made my day!0
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I think this is the greatest topic ever made on here!!
hahahah thank you Lisa !0
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