Post a lie about the person above

He likes me very much

Has committed misdemeanors if fourteen different states and is still on the run

Was a phone sex operator back in the '90's.

Takes me shopping for my unmentionables and pretends he doesn't like it.

Mentions unmentionables every chance she gets

Uses the word mention as much as possible

Has a fake snow machine and large fan which she stands in front of to assist with looking terribly windswept and interesting

He's not tall at all! As a matter of fact he's qualifies as a "Little Person"! ;p

khara2012 is really really ugly

His dimples aren't real! He uses his skills at stitching and creates them from inside his cheeks!