We broke up because...
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She wanted a tongue bath but wouldn't stay still long enough to get it0
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Didn't let me trebleboat.0
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She didnt want rabbit stew
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He promised me things, but didn't deliver0
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Her political aspirations put me on the back burner0
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I told him he was a frontrunner, but he didn't believe me0
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He wore camo 24/70
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She said she liked my camp bikini. Then I found it in the trash0
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He kept making typos0
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Because she is too cute!0
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Because I drank her JD and ate her chocolate.0
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She never shared the chocolate0
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Because being hard headed:) chocolate is not good at all0
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She hated when I played with her hair :-/0
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My hair was too short for her to french braid0
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Ahhhh guyssss... I don't think I broke up with her... I certainly don't want to!0
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I broke up with her cause she didn't want to use MFP to lose weight0
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Because he is too much for me0
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