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We broke up because...
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He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me
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OUCH!!!
You are a brute!
Because she was cruel to me!0 -
She thought my eye lashes were way too prettier than hers and tried to pluck them out, but I wouldn't let her! No one messes with my eye lashes!0
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Shot Blocked!
@blossomhollyblossomholly wrote: »He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me
This would probably be the death of me... cuz I'm like a carpet! lolol0 -
blossomholly wrote: »He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me
No lie, this would turn me on0 -
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He liked his car more than me0
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Hey... We haven't even dated yet!0
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He didn't remember that month we dated!0
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Becka4prez wrote: »He didn't remember that month we dated!
She obliviated me one too many times.0 -
He used too many big words that I couldn't understand0
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Whenever I said something he didn't want to hear, he pretended not to understand.0
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We had communication issues0
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She was Hotter than me and I couldn't handle it.0
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She had self esteem issues0
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He had too much self-esteem.0
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His character t-shirts were better than mine and he wouldn't share0
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He shot me. Not by accident, during wabbit season.0
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She wore a fur coat during rabbit season, I got confused0
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He made me wear orange all the time0
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She was too warm for whip cream0
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He kept making me sneeze0
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She kept sneezing on me0
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He didn't even offer me a tissue0
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She finished all the tissues. She kept using my tshirt0
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He didn't share very well (I told you Id buy you new shirts! )0
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Always shopping0
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He made me pay for my dinner when we went on dates.0
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sweetdixie92 wrote: »He made me pay for my dinner when we went on dates.
She always wanted to go to the most expensive restaurants on dates.
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