Anybody here a lawyer/investor, because I got a great idea for a product...

It would simply be called "placebo". It would come in pills, gel caps, cough syrup (gotta work on the formulation of this one, as it will never be "purple drank", but if formulated like regular stuff would have a lot of alcohol), suppositories, and nasal spray.

It of course wouldn't actually do anything, but it could become America's go to source when your SO is faking and you want to throw some cheap medicine at them to make them feel better.

I just gotta make sure it would be legal and need someone to bankroll my project...