The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

ChicagOH Posts: 75 Member

February 2015 edited November 13 in Chit-Chat

I saw the reverse topic, but not this one.

First thing that leaps to mind is "are those real?"

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  WishesOnTheStar Posts: 114 Member

  February 2015

  "Excuse me, sir"

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  Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member

  February 2015

  "Yes, you DO look fat in that"

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  siport Posts: 7,429 Member

  February 2015

  When are you due?

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  kk281 Posts: 66 Member

  February 2015

  Bye Felicia....

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  ChicagOH Posts: 75 Member

  February 2015

  oh god these are already hilarious...and true!

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  Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member

  February 2015

  "I'm thinking Arby's"

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  Hell_Flower Posts: 348 Member

  February 2015

  "You'd get it".
  
  YEA ONLY IF I WANTED TO GIVE IT TO YOU OTHERWISE THAT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENCE THANKS BYE.
  
  
  

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  SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member

  February 2015

  Wanna borrow my moustache trimmer?

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  7seas_sailing Posts: 224 Member

  February 2015

  "I wouldn't tap that if you paid me"

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  TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member

  February 2015

  Are you going to wear THAT?

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  Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member

  February 2015

  You *kitten* is looking a bit bigger these days

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  WebFootFreak Posts: 119 Member

  February 2015

  Your sister is better in bed.

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  Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member

  February 2015

  Calm down.

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  AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member

  February 2015

  "Gawd woman...quit your bitchin'. I swear it's easier to train a monkey to put the lid down."

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  siport Posts: 7,429 Member

  February 2015

  seriously we have to go to your mothers again!!!

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  ChicagOH Posts: 75 Member

  February 2015

  TheRoadDog wrote: »

  Are you going to wear THAT?

  
  Dog, no man has ever said that to me. But my daughters sure have!
  
  

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  Khovde07 Posts: 508 Member

  February 2015

  soggynode wrote: »

  Calm down.

  
  Yes! Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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  kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member

  February 2015

  That dress does make your butt look big

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  needernt Posts: 675 Member

  February 2015

  You're getting older every day

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  One size does not fit all...........

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  Im not premature, your too fat to keep up

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  kk281 Posts: 66 Member

  February 2015

  Go make me a sammich...

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  Thanks for bringing my beer......how come you havent opened it ??

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  Patrick0321 Posts: 102 Member

  February 2015

  "When is the baby due?"

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  Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member

  February 2015

  "Your voice sounds sexy with that cold. You sound like your sister." Erm.....

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  Yeah , take my car if you like ...........

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  Oh ......you ate it all then ??

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  Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member

  February 2015

  Is someone getting a visit from aunt flo?

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  barry1992 Posts: 692 Member

  February 2015

  Just take it out and lets get it on

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  jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member

  February 2015 edited February 2015

  Those dishes aren't going to clean themselves.

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