The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

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  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Im not premature, your too fat to keep up
  • kk281
    kk281 Posts: 66 Member
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    Go make me a sammich...
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Thanks for bringing my beer......how come you havent opened it ??
  • Patrick0321
    Patrick0321 Posts: 102 Member
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    "When is the baby due?"
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    "Your voice sounds sexy with that cold. You sound like your sister." Erm.....
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Yeah , take my car if you like ...........
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Oh ......you ate it all then ??
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Is someone getting a visit from aunt flo?
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Just take it out and lets get it on
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Those dishes aren't going to clean themselves.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Things that have actually been said to me by coworkers:

    1) Pregnant again? My, you're such a fertile myrtle!
    2) Good thing you're pregnant, I was starting to think you were just hitting the donuts extra hard.
    3) Go ahead and get another cookie. One for you, and one for everything else that's growing.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,614 Member
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    After looking at a pretty female that resembles your girl:

    "You used to look like her."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    "You look great - are you on a diet?"
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    wow i wish i had met your sister first
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    "You look great - are you on a diet?"

    Haha, equally awful: "Are you sick/tired?"

    Especially when you're not sick or tired and just didn't put on makeup that day or something.
  • fitbit8
    fitbit8 Posts: 560 Member
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    "You look sturdy"
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    Middle of a fight with a female enemy, shes getting all catty, claws are out, shes outta you as a bad lover, simply say

    " have you put on weight?"
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    Khovde07 wrote: »
    soggynode wrote: »
    Calm down.

    Yes! Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

    +2
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,614 Member
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    "You have a pretty face". Classic.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,949 Member
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    "Women belong in the kitchen"