The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

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  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Im not premature, your too fat to keep up
  • kk281
    kk281 Posts: 66 Member
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    Go make me a sammich...
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Thanks for bringing my beer......how come you havent opened it ??
  • Patrick0321
    Patrick0321 Posts: 102 Member
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    "When is the baby due?"
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    "Your voice sounds sexy with that cold. You sound like your sister." Erm.....
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Yeah , take my car if you like ...........
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Oh ......you ate it all then ??
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Is someone getting a visit from aunt flo?
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    Just take it out and lets get it on
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Those dishes aren't going to clean themselves.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Things that have actually been said to me by coworkers:

    1) Pregnant again? My, you're such a fertile myrtle!
    2) Good thing you're pregnant, I was starting to think you were just hitting the donuts extra hard.
    3) Go ahead and get another cookie. One for you, and one for everything else that's growing.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,571 Member
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    After looking at a pretty female that resembles your girl:

    "You used to look like her."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    "You look great - are you on a diet?"
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    wow i wish i had met your sister first
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    "You look great - are you on a diet?"

    Haha, equally awful: "Are you sick/tired?"

    Especially when you're not sick or tired and just didn't put on makeup that day or something.
  • fitbit8
    fitbit8 Posts: 560 Member
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    "You look sturdy"
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    Middle of a fight with a female enemy, shes getting all catty, claws are out, shes outta you as a bad lover, simply say

    " have you put on weight?"
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    Khovde07 wrote: »
    soggynode wrote: »
    Calm down.

    Yes! Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

    +2
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,571 Member
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    "You have a pretty face". Classic.

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  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,949 Member
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    "Women belong in the kitchen"

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