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The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Things that have actually been said to me by coworkers:

    1) Pregnant again? My, you're such a fertile myrtle!
    2) Good thing you're pregnant, I was starting to think you were just hitting the donuts extra hard.
    3) Go ahead and get another cookie. One for you, and one for everything else that's growing.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,108 Member
    After looking at a pretty female that resembles your girl:

    "You used to look like her."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    "You look great - are you on a diet?"
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    wow i wish i had met your sister first
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    EZDUZIT68 wrote: »
    "You look great - are you on a diet?"

    Haha, equally awful: "Are you sick/tired?"

    Especially when you're not sick or tired and just didn't put on makeup that day or something.
  • fitbit8
    fitbit8 Posts: 560 Member
    "You look sturdy"
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
    Middle of a fight with a female enemy, shes getting all catty, claws are out, shes outta you as a bad lover, simply say

    " have you put on weight?"
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
    Khovde07 wrote: »
    soggynode wrote: »
    Calm down.

    Yes! Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

    +2
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,108 Member
    "You have a pretty face". Classic.

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  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    "Women belong in the kitchen"
  • dolliesdaughter
    dolliesdaughter Posts: 544 Member
    You would be pretty if you lost weight.
  • ladyeofani
    ladyeofani Posts: 42 Member
    "It's not a big deal"
    "You remind me of your/my mother"
    "You're not going to wear that; are you?"
    "Aren't you just going to order a salad?"
    "It's just a few strains of grey hair?!"
  • MissDeeDee78
    MissDeeDee78 Posts: 415 Member
    +1
  • kmorgan221
    kmorgan221 Posts: 206 Member
    edited February 2015
    No, it's your a s s that makes your butt look big.
  • Jolinia
    Jolinia Posts: 846 Member
    Ever think about plastic surgery?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    What's wrong?
  • MissDeeDee78
    MissDeeDee78 Posts: 415 Member
    Follow_me wrote: »
    You *kitten* is looking a bit bigger these days

    Am I the only woman who would appreciate this comment?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,108 Member
    "You look tired today"

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • NewMeSM75
    NewMeSM75 Posts: 971 Member
    Do you have any butter for all those rolls??? :#
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    Are you sure you should eat that?
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    What the hell have you done to your hair!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    NEVER, EVER! EVER!!! Ask a woman if she’s pregnant. At best she may be, at worse you’ll wish you were never born!
  • Itisibigj39
    Itisibigj39 Posts: 196 Member
    Can you smell that?... me either! GET COOKING!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    I'm sorry, what was your name again?
  • SonofNorthernDarkness
    SonofNorthernDarkness Posts: 64 Member
    you know who's pretty.. your sister
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    All my other relationships before you were better.
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    You're about to start your period aren't you, I can tell. (or any version of that)
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    Anything with the word C*** in it... :s
  • NewMeSM75
    NewMeSM75 Posts: 971 Member
    D@mn baby you look alot better when I'm drunk... Haaaaaa!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Well, my ex-girlfriend did it this way.
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