I woke up next the person above...
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Sorry, I only have heels0
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Don't scratch my floor with the heels
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Uh, what's your name?0
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freshly squeezed for you0
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WTF happened here0
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Hey.....0
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Round 2?0
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Why is there noodles in my pillow?0
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Sorry, I like to eat in bed.0
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Should I call you?0
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don't call. you know what this was0
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Hit it and quit it
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we would be old and grey together0
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Ask how much I drank0
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Ask her to make me a sammich
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I got up and made her a sammich 0
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And whispered in ear "who's your daddy now"0
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Way to much to drink0
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Oops that was afkcop0
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