We broke up because...
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Didn't understand how to clean the house.0
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Wouldn't hire a Housekeeper! I need by Beauty sleep Momma!0
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Would mock me singing Menudo Karaoke0
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she hired a housekeeper that was always singing Menudo while mopping the curtains !0
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He had an obsession with curtains.0
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He fell in love with our crazy housekeeper after she made him tamales.0
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She wouldnt let me hang curtains in the bedroom!0
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<--loves tamales, and tacos and burittos, and....she made me all of the good stuff that you wouldnt
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She made curtains out of her former lovers hair!0
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I woke up and my hair was gone...0
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there was always hair in the food too0
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didnt like my special ingredients0
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He was trying to poison me....0
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Found another chick with bigger teddies.0
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While eating at a mexican restaurant, I said I want a salsa, dude started dancing salsa!0
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Went out to dinner with a girlfriend to find him salsa dancing with a 20 year old male! WHAT?0
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Put the tp on wrong.0
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she whispered when she said "TP"0
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she wouldnt even let me hold her hand in public0
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she always wanted to hold my **** in public....while walking !0
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He wasn't open enough to outdoor activity
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I went undercover0
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He always stole all the covers!0
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cuz i sleep neket0
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She thought curling was an exercise routine! Can't believe she confused it with an Olympic sport0
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She hung her last two boyfriends on the wall next to the window and called them Curt-and-Rod. It was creepy.0
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He didnt like an audience!0
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She is a Virgo and I am a Taurus - not a match0
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He cared too much about astrology0
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We disagreed on foreign investment strategies.0
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