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  • MzOakland
    MzOakland Posts: 60 Member
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    Buy a house, get butt implants and start a business.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Pay off debt, pay off my house, set up my mom financially for life, wisely invest so I would never have to "work" again, set up some sort of animal rescue/sanctuary business, do some traveling.
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    Investing is for the birds, what is this Dave Ramsey class!
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
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    allaboutthecake wrote: »
    Pay the IRS & invest the balance in good growth mutual funds stocks.

    Are you a Dave Ramsey fan? :)
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Build a new house exactly how I want it. Then buy my husband an all original 1969 Charger (Dukes of Hazzard car, his dream car). Then invest in my childrens college education, my son wants to play for Alabama Crimson Tide.. that school is pricey. After that.. probably put it in savings.
  • lucky13libra
    lucky13libra Posts: 157 Member
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    I would buy a huge plot of land, build stables, buy horses and open a boarding, breeding and riding center.
  • GoPerfectHealth
    GoPerfectHealth Posts: 254 Member
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    I would be sure my children are taken care of and use the rest to create something of beauty to be enjoyed by all for years to come.
  • silvioluk
    silvioluk Posts: 1 Member
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    I'll buy sweets...lot of sweets.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
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    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.

    You have a plan!
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
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    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.

    this plan. i like this plan.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    allaboutthecake wrote: »
    Pay the IRS & invest the balance in good growth mutual funds stocks.

    ooh...yeah I was assuming tax free, otherwise the IRS gets their share of the divorce.

    Yeah, $1M ain't what it used to be; state and federal taxes can easily take up to 40-45% of that. I'd renovate my Mom's house (unless that counts as "already gave to family") and then thoroughly renovate my house and add a 2nd-floor addition. What little remains I'd invest (e.g. toss in a Roth IRA, top-off my 401K to its max).
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
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    Build a log home on a lake in Maine along with a small guest house, then invest the rest. Keep working until retirement age then relax and enjoy my golden years with family.
  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
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    I think some people are clueless on how much a 1,000,000 will get them.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Razmataza wrote: »
    I think some people are clueless on how much a 1,000,000 will get them.

    One million singles for the strip club.
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!

    Omg $1.99 shrimp cocktail here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!

    Omg $1.99 shrimp cocktail here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If we get a suite together, there will be more money for Blackjack and shrimp cocktails. You can have the sofa bed.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
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    Puppies. I want all the puppies.

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