We broke up because...
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She was too paranoid !0
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He couldn't stand that I would colour coded and itemized everything in the pantry.0
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She numbered the Q-Tips!0
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Used the Q-Tips when the toilet paper ran out0
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never went in order of the numbers ! or colors !0
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He never wrote a song for me0
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It was always about her...write me a song, read me a poem, cook me dinner. I received no reciprocation0
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because every time i trid to sing her a song she was of screwing the tattoo artist !0
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then she was needy...lmao0
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Caught him screwing the tattoo artist while singing a song with a banjo!0
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Caught him screwing the banjo when I was done with the tatoo artist!
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He wouldn't put on a wizard hat.0
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She hid the wand....0
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She kept casting spells on me.0
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When I sneezed he thought I was cursing him. i have allergies!0
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She was allergic to me. For her health .. I broke it off0
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It was actually her cat I was allergic to, but she chose Patches over me.0
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She was allergic to me, every time we started to get it on she started sneezing.0
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hmmm cats? patches? lol0
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Said he wanted to show me his G-string, then took out his guitar. I was heartbroken.0
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guitarrckr wrote: »hmmm cats? patches? lol
Not surprised at all you would go there. Lol0 -
the makeup sex is unlike no other!0
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Totally unintentional but funny lol.
She was never surprised at anything I ever said. Our relationship became stagnant.0 -
I felt unloved.
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I kept staring her boobs when she was talking.0
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Wanted me to grow moobs0
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He wanted me to go everywhere shirtless like him but there were some places where that just wasn't appropriate. My grandmother's 100th birthday was one such time0
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She refused to go to the nude beach with me.0
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Wanted to get to the nude beach at the rest home...0
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She packed 4 bags for Sturgis...0
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