The Situation Is This...

Heather75
Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Okay. The Keebler Elves are involved in a serious territory dispute with The Tetley Tea Folk. The Elves want to plant more trees to expand their cookie factories and The Folk want to cut more trees down so they can plant tea. It gets heated. Suddenly, one of the Elves knocks the beret off the head of the Folk leader and a massive brawl begins.

In a strange plot twist, Mr. Tumnus, who has finally managed to open the wardrobe door, happens upon the scene. Being a tea drinker and of the opinion that cookies should be homemade by mommies and not manufactured in tree factories with inadequate fire protection equipment, joins The Folk.

Things are going poorly for The Elves until the arrival of, you guessed it, Aquaman. Being a Superfriend and thus committed to upholding truth, justice and a couple of other things, he has no choice but to take the side of the underdog Elves. Now, you might think that because he is a Superfriend, things would TOTALLY turn around for The Elves, but if you think that, you are stupid because he is basically useless when away from any significant body of water. Which he is.

Moving along.

Hearing the chaos of the battle, Goliath approaches. Not THAT Goliath - he is mythical. Goliath from Davy and Goliath. Being a dog and man's best friend, he's with Aquaman and, obviously, The Elves.

The next to arrive? Scrappy-Doo. Even though he is a dog, he doesn't like anyone and would not have bothered to get involved had he not still felt anger and resentment toward Goliath due to a bizarre love triangle (great song) involving Hello Kitty. But he does and joins good old Tumnus and the Tetley Tea Folk.

Now, my question to you is who would win this battle and why? Would the victors enslave the losers? Behead them?

How do you think this would all turn out?

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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    :drinker: <---- I bet if I keep doing this I'll make sense of what you just put.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    The elves. Because I hate Scrappy doo
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
    um....say what now?:huh:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    The elves. Because I hate Scrappy doo

    Everyone does. But he is better in a fight than Goliath? Probably.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Tea turns cookies to mush so Tea always wins. :smokin:
  • Angela4Health
    Angela4Health Posts: 1,319 Member
    :drinker: <---- I bet if I keep doing this I'll make sense of what you just put.

    ditto, lol
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Well, if drinking helps me get answers, then drink away, my lovelies.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Tea turns cookies to mush so Tea always wins. :smokin:

    I enjoy your logic.
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    I'm waiting for that final moment
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Tea turns cookies to mush so Tea always wins. :smokin:

    I enjoy your logic.

    Besides the Tea folk have chainsaws...whats a cookie elf have?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Tea turns cookies to mush so Tea always wins. :smokin:

    I enjoy your logic.

    Besides the Tea folk have chainsaws...whats a cookie elf have?

    SUGAR!!!! DEADLY DEADLY sugar!!!!!



    LOL sorry j/k
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    :drinker: <---- I bet if I keep doing this I'll make sense of what you just put.

    LMBO! I am with him! I am not even sure if there is enough alcohol to have that make sense to me. :tongue:
  • suzooz
    suzooz Posts: 720 Member
    Tea turns cookies to mush so Tea always wins. :smokin:

    I enjoy your logic.

    Besides the Tea folk have chainsaws...whats a cookie elf have?

    ELFIN' MAGIC! :laugh:
  • copperdave
    copperdave Posts: 146
    The Tea Folk win. Then, they enslave the elves, since they're of the proportionately correct height to pick tea leaves. :tongue:
  • copperdave
    copperdave Posts: 146
    The Tea Folk win. Then, they enslave the elves, since they're of the proportionately correct height to pick tea leaves. :tongue:
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    The Tea Folk win. Then, they enslave the elves, since they're of the proportionately correct height to pick tea leaves. :tongue:

    LMOA!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    The Tea Folk win. Then, they enslave the elves, since they're of the proportionately correct height to pick tea leaves. :tongue:

    I was afraid there would be slavery. Plus, Aquaman is rubbish.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    STONERS!! smiley-cool18.gifPOT HEADS!! smiley-cool10.gif

    I had this EXACT dream in 1984!
    DUUUUUUDE!

    Yeah, Aquaman doesn't have much power out of the water, but I hear he has the coolest van with a disco ball in the back. And candy, lots and lots of candy.

    The end of the story is the Lorax comes and makes a speech just before Michael Moore trips on a hot dog wrapper and kills the entire Keebler bunch.

    Now Heather, please come this way, we need a urine sample...
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    STONERS!! smiley-cool18.gifPOT HEADS!! smiley-cool10.gif

    I had this EXACT dream in 1984!
    DUUUUUUDE!

    Yeah, Aquaman doesn't have much power out of the water, but I hear he has the coolest van with a disco ball in the back. And candy, lots and lots of candy.

    The end of the story is the Lorax comes and makes a speech just before Michael Moore trips on a hot dog wrapper and kills the entire Keebler bunch.

    Now Heather, please come this way, we need a urine sample...

    The Lorax! Excellent!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I was expecting the dude from Jersey Shore....so now I don't know how to feel about this.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I was expecting the dude from Jersey Shore....so now I don't know how to feel about this.

    I feel terrible for disappointing you. If Skeletor was somehow involved would that make everything better?
  • mom23nuts
    mom23nuts Posts: 636 Member
    I think you have to call in the big guns like Captain Cave man and the whole big Smurf family and let them all duke it out. But seriously are you high? Cookies are always a clear choice over tea unless you are stranded in a desert and need the fluids to survive and even then if the tea is caffinated you are screwed, so it's cookies all the way.

    good luck on this most serious dilema!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I think you have to call in the big guns like Captain Cave man and the whole big Smurf family and let them all duke it out. But seriously are you high? Cookies are always a clear choice over tea unless you are stranded in a desert and need the fluids to survive and even then if the tea is caffinated you are screwed, so it's cookies all the way.

    good luck on this most serious dilema!

    The products they make are not the point. I was merely setting the stage for the battle. And no, I am not high. Why do people keep asking me that?

    Captain Caveman would have made an excellent addition to one of the armies, but not The Smurfs. They are only 3 apples tall.
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