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CJisinShape
CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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Post your favorite ok for work jokes and pics!

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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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    There was a captain sailing on the sea during a battle. His servant came up to him and the captain said, "bring me my red shirt". The servant asked why. The captain said, "Well if I get shot they won't see the blood.
    The next day the servant came up to the captain and said, "There are 50 ships on the horizon."
    The captain said, "Bring me my brown pants."
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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    The next one is a story about a pencil. But it doesn't have a point.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    What kind of pants does Super Mario wear??














    DenimDenimDenim



    Thanks folks, Im here all week .. badum dum
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  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    a 1 and a 5 dollar bill walk into a bar, the bartender looks and and yells, "you...yeah you, get out, this is a "singles" bar !" ;)
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  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
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    There was a wild nor'easter blowing a gale outside

    Below zero and over a foot of snow had fallen with no signs of letting up.

    Her husband had been standing at the kitchen window, staring for hours.

    She guessed if it kept up much longer, she'd have to let him in.
  • Mrsallen6_11
    Mrsallen6_11 Posts: 416 Member
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    My niece told me this one.......

    What do you call a cow with no legs?



















    Ground Beef!

    Thought it was cute :smiley:
  • AkCyclist
    AkCyclist Posts: 1,200 Member
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    A chip walks into a pub, he goes to the lonely chip at the bar, he say "Hey, I'm frito lay"

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