Introducing myself is something I feel like I should do, but I don't know if I want to. Awkward.

I'm Walroz (like 'walrus' but my name is Roz, huehueheuehe), I'm 21, I'm a marine biology student, and I'm from England.
I did ballet for pretty much the first 16 years of my life, but stopped when I went to college (highschool, for all you Americans out there). Since then, I've not done much exercise at all, apart from a bit of swimming before I started my scuba diving qualifications (now a rescue diver - qualified to save your life yo!). In the past couple of years, my health has really deteriorated, and it's my own fault. Prior to this week, I was eating one meal a day, getting about 4 hours of sleep a night, and was probably spending only 20 minutes in total per day standing up (student life, ayyy). I've been unhealthy and unhappy for a long time and figured it's about time I did something about it (all that 'you have to love yourself before anyone can love you' fortune cookie tosh). I'm ~8stone so I didn't get this app to lose weight (I think if I lost any weight, I'd probably be able to fax myself), just got it to make myself healthier and motivate me to keep up the work I've done so far - for the past week, I've been getting 8+ hours sleep per night, been eating 3 meals a day, and have been swimming twice and to the gym once (first time I've ever been and it was scary - all the men stare at you flexing their muscles like 'look at me babe, I'm so pretty' and it's kind of intimidating). I feel amazing already, though that could just be the multivitamins (pills yay).
[If you've read this far, well done and thank you for pitying me enough to continue. You've probably noticed I like brackets a lot and it's probably really annoying and I am not sorry for that.]
There's not a lot I can tell you about myself that you haven't read here or picked up from my character in just this piece of writing. I'm sassy and annoying basically. Yep. If you want to know anything about me (in the unlikely case that anyone would give a snicker doodle), just go ahead and ask because I'm an open book.

Shout out to my friend Tim, who is being my health and fitness mentor (I've put this at the bottom in the hope that he doesn't see it because he's also on this app and our friendship is 100% banter and being mean to each other, so this brief flicker of kindness is just unacceptable really. [If you do see this, Tim, I didn't mean it and you're a total and utter vagina]).