What is the person above hiding in their closet?

tweezers to pick up the dust particles she found in her vacuum

the doll Rick Moranis blew up for him

donuts!? you calling me a hoser!! oh it's on

oh no I'm wearing what you have in your closet and it's staying on...

you swore you wouldn't say

well then out comes yours ... she has 4 bottles in there containing fresh sperm

you are not too old! you are saving them to incriminate your next partner to say they have had sex with someone when you're out! it's a get out escape!

has a few pairs of panties and earrings as a back up lol

a violin and a sheet music stand

my vibrams

my nudes. :-p

nah! i prefer to pump iron with a chick over me.