What is the person above hiding in their closet?

signed t-shirts from every justin bieber concert ever

I was in her closet the other day and happened upon a box of weird "toys"

Dead hookers

Without an atom of doubt... tons of bacon

all the hunks on MFP

Fluffy pillows

A collection of puppy surprise toys

Diaries....

Jo, I can't imagine what you may have in your many closets but there must be at least one little black book in there somewhere.

my clothes from last night... can I have them back it's cold ?

A suitor who didn't make the grade...may he RIP

cblue315 wrote: »

Jo, I can't imagine what you may have in your many closets but there must be at least one little black book in there somewhere.

Good guess lol...

blossomholly wrote: »

A worship shrine of your old school teacher

I have considered it.... seeing as I had crushes on most of my ( younger ) old school teachers

tallguy45 wrote: »

determined_ella wrote: »

my clothes from last night... can I have them back it's cold ?

If you return my underware! LOL

not a chance I'm wearing them until they are unwearable! lol

his sisters bf.... he just wasn't good enough for her

tallguy45 wrote: »

ooh, I can wait till there nice & worn!

you sure?... you might get a little cold if your stuck in my closet butt naked!

a box of things I want to use!

tallguy45 wrote: »

Just the thought of you will keep me warm.
If you want your box of things, you'll have to go pass me, if you dare! lol

hmm, how do you run past a naked man sat in a closet right I have a plan.... a ton of baby oil! it would be far too slippery to keep a hold of anything


a large mirror ;p

Ok...shutting both of you in my closet..naked a box full of adult toys...happy....your welcome..