We broke up because...
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she always wore high heels...even though they were really mine0
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He wore high heels0
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She never washed at all...conserving water she said0
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Umm... ^ he wore high heels
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She was just to gorgeous0
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her mother practiced target shooting...I was the target0
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She was too good0
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He's married0
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She was too cute to be with me0
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He "passed" on me in a different thread lol0
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she bought me a timer....with 3 sticks of dynamite wired to it0
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He blew himself up before we ever got to date
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She wouldn't shower with me0
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Didn't understand the concept of privacy0
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Always rode her bike around the city
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He didn't like bikes....
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Nope not breaking up with you...nope nope nope...I wont allow it 0
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she trimmed my hair...with a chainsaw0
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He had me sent to jail with his stories 0
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She couldn't make it in jail0
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I wouldn't send her to jail....0
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I felt like I was in jail...0
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She didnt like the bars I put on the windows0
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Didn't like fire hazards0
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He looked better in collared shirts than I do0
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My mother didn't approve.0
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He father didn't approve either0
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Her mother was too involved.0
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He was Anti Mother In-Law!0
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