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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    he came home in hives claiming my perfume made him sick, I don't wear perfume!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    she ignored sonewme up there
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    sonewme wrote: »
    He never took me out to dinner

    She always wanted to go to Chuck E Cheese, found the mouse sexy!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    aesthetikk wrote: »
    she ignored sonewme up there

    He was too controlling and criticized every mistake I made.
  • sonewme
    sonewme Posts: 17 Member
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    She didnt find mice sexy... It would never work
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She wanted to use mice in the bedroom! She took the game of cat and mouse to far!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    We always ate at Chuck E. Cheese because we had so many kids -- found out she was mousing around in the back room
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    Thought every time we disagreed that it wouldn't work out
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    We always disagreed, it would never work out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was a Glass half empty kind of Guy!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    her glass was always full....of wine.....20 hours of the day
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She whined 20 hours a day.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He thought he was smarter than me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She called me a "Know it all"!
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    Didn't know ANYTHING
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Whenever I said no she would throw a tantrum!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    she would throw her tampons at me whenever we had an argument
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    Wanted me to get ab implants but wouldn't pay for them! :angry:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She spent thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery and I prefered the way she looked before! I like a natural hottie!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She always had a habit of jumping out from behind corners and screaming "BOO!!!"