We broke up because...
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Her abs were too perfect0
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That wasn't my kid like she claimed! I was heart broken when I found out!0
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She would try and feed me food like I was a little kid. Weird0
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Put my wine in a sippy cup0
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I didn't want any precious precious wine spilled.0
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Threw a tantrum when I put her wine in a sippy cup. Told her don't whine about wine0
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He told me if I acted like a baby he was going to treat me like one, I'm currently on time out!0
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Put herself in time out too often0
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Would never let me take a break!0
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Broke my arm during sexy time. You're strong, girl!0
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She drank all the wine0
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She drank all the wine but tried to blame it on me.0
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Wouldn't go to the store for more wine!!!0
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She bought really expensive wine for weekday consumption
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She thought I was a snob because I wouldn't drink the boxed wine.0
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Burnt my stove down0
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She had a wooden stove. I was scared everytime she cooked0
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He wasn't nice to me0
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I guess I'm "too nice"?0
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She was spreading her love all over town!0
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She wouldn't spread anything....0
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she used too much syrup... in bed0
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He was dropping pens for other ladies!0
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Wanted me to meet the family -- when I did they were a bunch of guys in suits with violin cases.0
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didn't want me to meet his family In case I scared them off!
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I knew she would scare my family off !!!0
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Wanted her to wake me up like Sarandon woke up Spader in White Palace...but she wouldn't0
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I caught him role playing with other ladies in our bed!0
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No, we were playing with rolls -- we started making sandwiches and one thing let to another0
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He refused to use Condiments0
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