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We broke up because...
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He always ate all my relish0
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It was messy when we made love, she wanted to be coated in condiments0
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So much laundry I couldn't keep up he kicked me out0
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Didn't keep up with the housekeeping -- she wanted me to hire a maid -- I hired a hooker instead0
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her sparkly pens were sooo cool .... she didnt want me any more!!0
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She stole all my stickers.0
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she didnt find the stickers on my nipples funny
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Actually I did and when I laughed she didn't like it0
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She laughed at my saggy breasts!!!0
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She laughed at my lack of breasts.0
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She let other people play with her breasts -- those stickers said these are the property of ...0
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She used to wear my bar and fill them with socks!!!0
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pipsqueak1990 wrote: »She used to wear my bar and fill them with socks!!!
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She wore only a bra to the bar. Um ya she didn't come home0
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I didnt want her to wear a bra...0
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I got lost!!! she never believed me!!0
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She found some handsome boy toy and wouldn't share0
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She always shared her "favors" with others0
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I found a man between us!!!0
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Wouldn't do me a favor0
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Alisontheice wrote: »She wore only a bra to the bar. Um ya she didn't come home
Two men walk into a bra...0 -
He was one of the men who got her "favors"0
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He made mr roll my eyes so hard I fell over and hit my head and forgot who he was0
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She forgot she was my wife and we have 12 kids together...... found her making out with another woman0
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Wait... so where's the problem???0
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He was always asking questions.0
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Spent too much time taking mirror selfies0
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Alisontheice wrote: »He was always asking questions.
She wouldn't give me the time of day.
(What TIME is it?!?!?)0 -
It's Tuesday wasn't the answer to everything apparently0
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Knew how desperate I was for it to be tuesday and kept rubbing it in!!0
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