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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Runs around town naked trying to get arrested just for the free meal.
    Less about the "free meal" and more for the intimate "pat-down" and "delousing" to be truthful.

    Has a bottle that used to house a genie; forgot to make wishes before running the bottle through her dishwasher
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    asks me every day if I will be his Valentine for next year.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Owns (and wears!) seventeen different string cheese bikinis.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    lies to eat my string cheese bikinis
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    (If only you weren't so frugal with the crackers though... sigh... lol!! :))

    Chain smokes six packs a day.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Her heroes have always been cowboys.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    suzreen wrote: »
    Her heroes have always been cowboys.

    Has a fetish for destruction.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Is an undercover mfp agent....
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Can't stand people that flirt
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    he painted the top of his head black and then drew a red rectangle right in the middle of his forehead. he loves fat and hates muscle.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Is my mothers sister
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Worked as a sexy Latina bartender in this porn I watched Lmaoooo
  • haloandhorns69
    haloandhorns69 Posts: 752
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    Eats 2 pizzas a night
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Really is the Devil
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    He's a fukin speed demon on the road and runs over all sorts of tiny animals lol :neutral_face:
  • AngelaAwesome97
    AngelaAwesome97 Posts: 216 Member
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    Is BFFs with Leonardo Dicaprio
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Is voice of Kermit the Frog
  • Squig1102
    Squig1102 Posts: 10 Member
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    Is heavily epileptic and can't drive.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
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    Loves Mambo #5
  • AngelaAwesome97
    AngelaAwesome97 Posts: 216 Member
    edited March 2015
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    He <3's Justin Bieber

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